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"When people say “You’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep in till noon because I am a..."

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:09:07 -0700

“When people say “You’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep in till noon because I am a problem solver.”

- Rui (via six-gravity-procellarum)

snorlaxatives: people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:07:51 -0700

snorlaxatives:

people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters to help me fall asleep

alrightinthebayou: so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:07:40 -0700

alrightinthebayou:

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:06:49 -0700

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

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thatloginceshipper: disasterbisexual: if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:04:50 -0700

thatloginceshipper:

disasterbisexual:

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better

i need to hang this on my wall this just fixed my whole mood today

funnyposts: theawesomeadventurer: i am on another plane right...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:04:35 -0700

funnyposts:

theawesomeadventurer:

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

Tsubasa: You can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:02:18 -0700

Tsubasa: You can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt.
Tsubasa: Here.
Dai:
Tsubasa:
Dai: Is this your birth certificate?

[Translation] Tsukino Empire - The Third Fleet「Seiryou」

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:01:50 -0700

ryuukia:

I’m in the middle of my post-graduation exams, so I’m slow with translating. Here’s the third fleet, including both SOARA and Growth.

Special thanks to @clearui and @ryota-kunstranslations for proofreading (I can’t tsukipro to save my life so I needed additional help this time)

If this is your first time reading about Tsukino Empire, you might want to read the stage play plot (especially about the collective affinity)

Profiles under the cut, don’t repost my translations!

Keep reading

cn-confessions:This is the best scene from the recent episode...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:41:47 -0700

cn-confessions:

This is the best scene from the recent episode ever.

deenzola:Long lost futago

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:32:39 -0700

deenzola:

Long lost futago

lovepsychothefirst: jennamourey: A Full Face of...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:47:27 -0700

lovepsychothefirst:

jennamourey:

A Full Face of Rhinestones

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles #I’ve never subscribed to hr channel #but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect #she does NOT clickbait #she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do #90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait #but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says #how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground #I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT #spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees #as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in #while floating 4 feet above the ground #because she fucking found out how many balloons it took #‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title #her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences #by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap #I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS #literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them #I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around #she just … does exactly what she says she will #like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

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attorneysatlol: everywitchway: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: com...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:45:34 -0700

attorneysatlol:

everywitchway:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

comicstore:

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Don’t hit Nazis with your fist

HIT THEM WITH YOUR CAR

Again, just so everyone knows where this blog stands

@meiye

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unicornempire: sandandglass: Professor Stephen Hawking believes...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:25:21 -0700

unicornempire:

sandandglass:

Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe

I feel like this captures the true spirit of what it means to accept women. It would not have been hard for a guy to make a joke at teenage girls’ expense, we see it in our culture everywhere. Whatever teenage girls love is mocked endlessly, and it’s only very recently people have started pointing it out. Stephen Hawking took the opportunity to tell a joke and use it to not only encourage those girls to pursue science, but also to encourage what they already love and show his acceptance that it’s okay to love and enjoy that thing in a positive way. It’s such a small, but huge thing all at once, and I adore it.

ancientalienofficial: bloomprima: marina-and-the-deathstar: b...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:24:59 -0700

ancientalienofficial:

bloomprima:

marina-and-the-deathstar:

bloomprima:

don’t even fucking talk to me unless you’ve watched this.

Damn people got paid to do VA for this?

bold of you to assume they had more than one voice actor for this show.

why is the audio quality so good and everything else isnt?

gabbiegallery:It’s been a really rough week for my mental...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:24:08 -0700

gabbiegallery:

It’s been a really rough week for my mental health, but I finally finished this Roy and Riza piece for AX🔥

captainpoe: Pokemon Blue/Red (1996)/Pokemon Let’s Go...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:43:45 -0700

captainpoe:

Pokemon Blue/Red (1996)/Pokemon Let’s Go Pikachu/Eevee (2018)